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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Trending via Twitch:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Seen just now on Threads:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Breaking via Threads:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

6 months ago

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! 🍎🤣 That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! 🍔😋 #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

There are too many neglected emojis.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Trending via Twitch:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Making waves on Reddit:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Just landed via Discord:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Live now on WhatsApp:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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