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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Making waves on X:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Spotted on Messenger:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Shared recently on Messenger:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Funny sides quotes

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Threads this month:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

11 shares on X this month:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Freshly posted on X:

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

Making waves on Reddit:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Going bananas on Slack:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Shared recently on Threads:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Going viral on Reddit:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Trending via Telegram:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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