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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,682

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Just shared via Telegram:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Breaking via YouTube:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Just shared via Instagram:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Trending via Telegram:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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29 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,239

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Making waves on Reddit:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Spotted on Instagram:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Just shared via Reddit:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Going bananas on YouTube:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Just shared via Telegram:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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