There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:“Forget the popcorn ๐ฟ, I’ve got the receipts! ๐ธ๐” Related funny posts ๐ค There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. Itโs awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know youโre eating his popcorn. I donโt have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that? People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.