Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
- I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.
- The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
- It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
- If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’