21 Funny smell quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

  Commentary:
  "Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems Scooby was too busy chasing snacks to notice the scent of betrayal! 🐾👻 Maybe his nose was too clogged with the smell of mystery and delicious Scooby Snacks! 🍗🔍 Who knew dogs could be detectives AND foodies? 🐶🕵️‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

  Commentary:
  🍷🐱 "I admire this ambitious cat who is determined to become a connoisseur of fine wines! It's purr-fectly logical – let her sniff, swirl, and sip her way to a sommelier career! Who knows, maybe one day she'll be the one bringing home the bacon… or should I say bringing home the chardon-meow! 😸🍷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that well-groomed hands could lead to such slippery situations? 🚿🥭 Looks like you'll have to rely on your wits to open that mango-scented treasure! 💅#WellGroomedWoes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

  Commentary:
  "It's a bizarre world we live in where noses run while feet emit fragrant aromas – a true case of life's sense of humor! 🤭👃🏃‍♂️🦶💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for this charming candle! 🕯️😄 Don't be fooled by the cuteness and pleasant aroma – there's a fiery side waiting to unleash chaos on your curtains! 🔥🔥🔥 Better keep an eye on this little troublemaker! 😜 #SafetyFirst"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

  Commentary:
  "If the aroma of grilled goodness tickles your senses, consider yourself an official member of the cookout crew! 🍔🌭🥩 Time to follow your nose and join the feast 🎉🔥 #CookoutInvitation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a classic case of 'love from afar, but hold your nose up close' 🧀💨 Maybe we all just need our space when it comes to cheese and its aromas! 😄"

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