Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Commentary:
Ah, the great mystery of coffee! ☕️😄 It’s like the beans are inviting you in with their delightful aroma, only to have your breath give others a less-than-pleasant surprise. Maybe the beans are just trying to show off and steal the spotlight, leaving coffee breath feeling a bit left out. It’s all fun and games until someone breathes out a “bleh”! 😂

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