32 funny smell quotes - Wordgag

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Apr 1, 2026

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Mar 30, 2026

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Mar 30, 2026

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Mar 30, 2026

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Mar 29, 2026

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Mar 29, 2026

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Mar 29, 2026

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Mar 28, 2026

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Mar 28, 2026

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Mar 28, 2026

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Mar 28, 2026

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Mar 27, 2026

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Mar 27, 2026

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Mar 26, 2026

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Mar 26, 2026

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Mar 25, 2026

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Mar 25, 2026

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Mar 25, 2026

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Mar 24, 2026

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Mar 24, 2026

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Mar 24, 2026

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Mar 24, 2026

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Mar 24, 2026

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Mar 24, 2026

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Mar 23, 2026

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Mar 23, 2026

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Mar 23, 2026

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

Mar 22, 2026

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Mar 22, 2026

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Mar 22, 2026

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

Mar 22, 2026

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Mar 22, 2026