Commentary:
Navigating the dating scene after 40 feels like entering a thrift store where every "new" arrival needs a serious sniff test! 😅🛍️🕵️♀️
32 Funny smell quotes
Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.
Commentary:
That sounds like the perfect setup for a cozy murder mystery night, Sherlock! 🛁🕯️✈️
Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.
Commentary:
"48 hours? Talk about living on the edge… or maybe the nose! 😅👃#LivingDangerously #SmellYouLater"
Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.
Commentary:
"Is that why everyone gives their dog credit for the 'unique' aroma? 😂🐶🏠 #NoseBlind"
Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.
Commentary:
"Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"
When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.
Commentary:
Ah, the sweet aroma of New York hamster train tracks mingling with the refreshing scent of rain 🐹🌧️ Who knew urban transportation could be so gourmet? Just the perfect blend of city funk and pet shop chic!
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"