Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of dating – like solving a complex puzzle with no manual! 🤔🕵️‍♂️ But hey, patience is key 😉 Who knows, maybe they're just holding out for someone as fabulous as they are! 💁‍♀️💕"

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic parenting dilemma: dealing with the lovely assortment of other parents at school events and playdates. 👀👪 It's like a whole new level of social dynamics, complete with awkward conversations and questionable parenting advice. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ But hey, at least it's never a dull moment in the world of parenthood, right? 😅 #ParentingAdventures"

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Commentary:
"Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins"

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Commentary:
"Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️

Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️

Balance is key, folks! 😉"

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it's a flirt, if you are ugly, it's harassment.

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Commentary:
"If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"