Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆 Related funny posts 🤝 Life is just resetting your password until you die. Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory. The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note. You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for. The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.