A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝 Related funny posts 🤝 Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. Occupation: the ugly friend! Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.