Funny staying in quotes

• Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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  3 weeks ago

  avoid, cold, hack, house, leaving, never, staying, staying in, winter

• Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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  2 months ago

  bed, excuse, i, laziness, let, me, needs, night, sleep, sorry, staying, staying in, told, tonight

• It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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  2 months ago

  activity, every, going, going out, homebody, house, humor, important, once, remind, self-awareness, social, social activity, staying, staying in, while, why, yourself

• Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoiding, excuse, fun, fun activity, humor, i, introvert, last, laziness, recovering, recovery, rest, sorry, staying, staying in, still, time

• Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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  2 months ago

  bed, day, humor, laziness, lifestyle, money, saving, staying, staying in

• Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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  2 months ago

  ass, broke, home, house, humor, i, left, Ludacris, money, once, staying, staying in, take

• Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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  2 months ago

  financial, getting, home, humor, me, money, mortgage, paid, responsibility, staying, staying in, worth

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