Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money's worth.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife"

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