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Funny suitcase quotes

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

3 months ago

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

3 months ago

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

3 months ago

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

3 months ago