Funny suitcase quotes

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we're having to smash suitcases by hand.

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025