Funny suitcase quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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