Funny suitcase quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

  Commentary:
  "Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of modern technology! 🧳💥 Hand-smashed suitcases, the latest trend in travel destruction. Who needs efficiency when you've got good ol' elbow grease, right? 😅 #TravelStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

  Commentary:
  "The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo"

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