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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Spotted on Messenger:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Shared recently on Threads:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Live now on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Live now on X:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Funny suitcase quotes

Funny suitcase quotes are the perfect travel companion 🧳✨, adding a splash of humor to your packing adventures! Whether you’re juggling outfits or battling zippers, these witty sayings keep the journey light and laughter-filled 😂✈️. Ready to turn your suitcase into a comedy show on wheels? Let’s unpack some hilarious vibes that make every trip a little more fun! 🎒🌍

New funny suitcase quotes 👇

3 weeks ago
Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
2 months ago
Share →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Commentary:
"Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Commentary:
"Hotel bath towels: the ultimate packing challenge. 🛁🧳 Who needs weights at the gym when you can just lug around one of these bad boys all day? 💪😅 #SuitcaseProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Commentary:
"Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of modern technology! 🧳💥 Hand-smashed suitcases, the latest trend in travel destruction. Who needs efficiency when you've got good ol' elbow grease, right? 😅 #TravelStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Commentary:
"The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo"

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Trending via LinkedIn:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Trending via YouTube:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Spotted on Instagram:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Just landed via Discord:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Just landed via Messenger:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

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