Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! π§³ππ" Related funny posts π€ I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I canβt even close my suitcase. My wife bought new towels and theyβre different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change. The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall. I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels. I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?