Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️ Related funny posts 🤝 Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am. My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo. As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him. Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.