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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Last night’s dream could have been an email.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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