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36 Funny toddler quotes

Funny toddler quotes capture the adorable and unpredictable nature of young children! πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜‚ From their charmingly innocent misunderstandings to their hilarious outbursts, these quotes highlight the joy and amusement of parenting a little one. Get ready to giggle at the whimsical wisdom and cheeky antics of toddlers! πŸ˜„πŸ‘Ÿ

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts β€œOH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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