If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Commentary:
Ah, trying to put clothes on a toddler is the real-life exorcism we weren't prepared for! It's a battle of wills filled with flailing arms, wails of protest, and a force field of pure stubbornness! 👹👚✨ #ToddlerExorcism #ParentingLife

Today's toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Commentary:
"Times sure have changed! 🤯👶💻 While some toddlers are tech-savvy, others were just busy exploring the… culinary delights of the backyard 😂🏖️ Who needs apps when you've got a buffet of sand, right? 🍴🏜️"

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Commentary:
"Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Commentary:
Ah, the epic battle of wills between a tiny tyrant and a well-meaning parent! 😂👶🤧 It's a scene straight out of a dramatic soap opera – "As The Snot Flows"! Who will emerge victorious – the fearless mucus-wielder or the resolute nose wiper? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "The Neverending Nose-Wipe"! 💪🏼👃🏼

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Commentary:
"Raising toddlers: where every day is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and your last nerve is on the menu! 🤪🎢🍳 #ParentingStruggles"

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn't want to do, and he would obey.

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Commentary:
Non-parents be like: "I would simply use my Jedi mind tricks and defeat the toddler in battle of wills. Easy peasy, right? 💪🧒🚫" Oh, if only parenting were as straightforward as it seems in theory! 😅 #ParentingStruggles

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Commentary:
"Ah, toddlers – the tiny bosses with attitudes! 🤪👶 It's like they're saying, 'I'm not just going to make your life difficult, I'm going to make it REALLY difficult!' 😂 #ToddlerTyrants"

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pure joy of toddler fashion exploration! 👖😄 Who needs wardrobe malfunctions when you have an enthusiastic fashion critic at home? 😂 #ParentingAdventures"

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Commentary:
😂👶👅 "Toddlers: The original conquerors of the 'Finders Keepers' rule since forever! Their claim to ownership: the all-powerful lick of approval. Watch out world, they're coming for all your treasures – one lick at a time!"

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Commentary:
"Having a two-year-old is like trying to contain a caffeinated tornado with endless energy and zero chill 😅🌪️ No lid, no limits, just pure chaos and mess!"