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Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
44 Funny toddler quotes
Newish parents: teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilarity.
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Behold, the tiny ruler of chaos commands your attention 🤣👶✨
“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”
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Chasing toddlers with markers should be an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️🎨🤣
Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.
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Toddler-approved: The highest honor one can achieve before 9 p.m.! 👶❤️🏆
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
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Sounds like toddlers have mastered time management and chaos creation all at once! 😅🍼💥
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.
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Looks like we've found the secret to toddler priorities! 🍼🚽😂
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂