Funny touching quotes

• Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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  2 days ago

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• Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  3 days ago

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• Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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  4 days ago

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• Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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  6 days ago

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• It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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  2 weeks ago

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