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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
5 days ago
It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.
3 months ago