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Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Reported on Facebook:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Going viral on Twitch:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Trending via Twitch:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Live now on YouTube:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Spotted on TikTok:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Making waves on Slack:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Live now on Threads:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Trending via Instagram:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Just shared via Telegram:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Reported on WeChat:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Going viral on Discord:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Just landed via Reddit:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Breaking via Threads:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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