Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart. Posted onMay 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why touch grass when you can touch the soul with live music? 🤘🎶✨" Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to. Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.