Waitβ¦ if youβre circling back and Iβm touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! π¦ππ΅οΈββοΈ Related funny posts π€ I canβt believe Iβm supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time. Telling the cop Iβll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm. Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam? Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY! Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.