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Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Breaking via TikTok:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Trending via TikTok:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Spotted on Twitch:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Just shared via YouTube:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Just landed via YouTube:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Spotted on Twitch:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Spotted on Threads:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Trending via Telegram:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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29 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

26 shares on Threads this month:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m addicted to placebos.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Going viral on Facebook:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Trending via Threads:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Breaking via Telegram:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Live now on Reddit:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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