Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It's me, the kids toothpaste.

Commentary:
“Looks like the kids’ toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they’re discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷”

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