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Half princess, half menace.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Funny two-factor authentication quotes

Funny two-factor authentication quotes bring a smile to the sometimes frustrating world of online security 🔐😂 Whether you’re battling endless codes or juggling your phone and password, these witty lines add a splash of humor to the digital grind 💻📱 Ready to laugh your way through extra security steps? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on keeping your accounts safe and sound! 🎉🔑

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

4 months ago
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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Live now on Reddit:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Spotted on WeChat:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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