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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.