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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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"Protecting your data… I mean, genes, with double the security! ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ‘ถ #SafetyFirst #TechSavvyParents"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged authentication, birth, birth control, condom, control, humor, joke, protection, relationship, safety, two-factor, two-factor authentication on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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