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Funny unconventional quotes

Funny unconventional quotes 😜 are the perfect pick-me-up when you’re tired of the same old sayings! They flip wisdom on its head πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ and bring a fresh, quirky twist to everyday moments. Whether you need a laugh πŸ˜‚ or a clever perspective, these gems will brighten your day and spark some serious smiles 😎. Ready to shake up your quote game? Let’s dive into the wild side of wit! πŸŽ‰βœ¨

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Posted on9 hours ago9 hours ago

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When I die I want people to say β€œHmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Posted onJan 21, 2025

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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