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Date night idea: fight another couple.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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