Funny unconventional quotes

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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  2 months ago

  activity, around, date, death, died, fun, fun activity, ghost, graveyard, guess, humor, idea, people, playful, playful idea, spooky, unconventional, unconventional date, walk

• I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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  2 months ago

  birthday, bit, body, embryonic, embryonic fluid, fluid, humor, humorous, i, joke, quirky, satire, traditionalist, unconventional

• Date night idea: fight another couple.

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  2 months ago

  activity, couple, date, date night, fight, fun, fun activity, funny idea, humor, idea, night, relationship, relationship humor, unconventional, unconventional date

• You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, activity, crystal, humor, joke, playful, put, sock, start, swinging, unconventional, wrong

• When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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  2 months ago

  death, die, humor, i, irony, know, legacy, mischief, people, say, surprise, unconventional, want

• While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, blower, cleaner, cleaning, close, exaggeration, flamethrower, humor, leaf, leaf blower, second, tools, unconventional, unconventional tools

• Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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  4 months ago

  approach, doing, humor, me, method, nobody, originality, right, self-deprecation, unconventional, uniqueness

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