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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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"Who knew crystal healing could be a contact sport! 😂💎 Just watch out for the crystal bruises! ⚡🧦 #SocksAndStonesMayBreakYourBones"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, activity, crystal, humor, joke, playful, put, sock, start, swinging, unconventional, wrong on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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