Funny unnoticed quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

  Commentary:
  "When you're like a grumpy ninja in the morning, stealthily navigating through the day without anyone even realizing it 😤🤫 #MorningNinja 🌅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

  Commentary:
  "Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you've got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday, the magical day where our outfits get a second chance to shine without judgement! 🌟 Who needs a fresh wardrobe when you have Monday's forgiving nature? 😜 Embrace the repeat outfit and conquer the day with confidence! 💼🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's some sharp thinking – whoever said puns aren't instrumental to humor clearly hasn't hit the right notes! 🎵😄 It seems like inserting musical instruments into sentences is a symphony of sarcasm waiting to be appreciated! 🎶😆

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