Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.