Funny wishing quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

  Commentary:
  📱❄️ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! 🎅🎁 #MerryTextmas" 🎄😜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"

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