Commentary:
📱❄️ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! 🎅🎁 #MerryTextmas" 🎄😜
Funny wishing quotes
My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"
People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"