Funny quotes wishing

Funny wishing quotes

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

1 month ago

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

3 months ago

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

3 months ago

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

3 months ago