Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. Due to not wanting to, I will not be. When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.