13 Funny wolf quotes

• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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  4 weeks ago

  both, conflict, costner, dance, dancing, humor, i, inner, inner conflict, inside, Kevin, Kevin Costner, know, wolf, works

• Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal metaphor, attitude, better, donkey, everyone, hate, humor, metaphor, personality, ride, rides, wolf

• There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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  2 months ago

  actual, finance, humor, irony, market, movie, stock, stock market, street, wall, wall street, wolf

• Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal metaphor, comfort, comfort song, dark, dark forest, forest, girls, humor, inside, irony, metaphor, music, music taste, personality, personality traits, song, taste, traits, wolf

• I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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  2 months ago

  astrology, celestial, humor, i, moon, most, nature, ocean, respect, three, wolf, woman, women

• If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

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  2 months ago

  back, bring, comedy, dire, dire wolf, humor, macdonald, norm, Norm Macdonald, nostalgia, resurrection, wolf

• If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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  2 months ago

  basketball, business, championships, helping, humor, i, local, order, spirit, sports, team, team spirit, teen, teen wolf, transformation, wolf

• Wolves should really raise more people.

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  2 months ago

  animals, humor, irony, parenting, people, raise, sarcasm, should, wolf

• I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, eaten, ending, expectation, fairy tale, fairytale, fantasy, humor, i, irony, plan, still, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking, wolf

• Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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  2 months ago

  animal, boy, comparison, dog, dogs, good, good boy, humor, just, nature, nobody, pets, wolf

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