Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Commentary:
“Ah, the timeless feud between humans and storybook wolves continues! 🐺📚 Bet that wolf wishes they had a therapist on speed dial for those lingering nightmares about you. Just imagine the therapy sessions: ‘So, Mr. Wolf, tell me more about this pesky human from The Neverending Story…’ 😂”

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