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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged astrology, celestial, humor, i, moon, most, nature, ocean, respect, three, wolf, woman, women on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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