24 Funny work life quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

  Commentary:
  Dream job: unpaid nap intern 😴💤🛌 #Goals

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  1 week ago

  Share →: To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

  Commentary:
  "Forget work benefits, I'm voting for 'Miss Your Spouse Leave Days'! 😂💼❤️ #RelationshipGoals #BestEmployeePolicy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Right? I blinked and my weekend evaporated faster than my motivation to adult! 😅⏰ #WeekendSnatchers"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! 🤔💕😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of double duty! 😅 When your work husband starts showing up in your pajamas and your Netflix queue, you know it's time to set some boundaries. 📺💻👔 Who knew the home office came with a built-in service package—personal and professional? 😂🏡 #WorkFromHomeProblems

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The reward for doing really good work is more work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of productivity – do great work, get more work. It's like a never-ending buffet of tasks, with a side dish of exhaustion and a sprinkling of praise. Bon appétit!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Who needs deadlines when you can have datelines with the special someone? Love knows no bounds, not even the constraints of time 😂💘⏰"

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