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27 Funny work life quotes

Funny work life quotes bring the perfect dose of laughter to those busy office days and endless Zoom calls πŸ˜…πŸ’Ό Whether you’re dodging deadlines or pretending to look busy, these witty gems add sparkle to your 9-to-5 grind βœ¨πŸ˜‚ Ready to brighten your work vibe and share a chuckle with your coworkers? Let’s dive into some humor that turns work stress into pure fun! πŸŽ‰πŸ–₯️

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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