Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.