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17 Funny work life quotes
Adults should get spring break from their jobs.
2 weeks ago
The reward for doing really good work is more work.
4 weeks ago
All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.
2 months ago
Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.
2 months ago
Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.
2 months ago
My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.
3 months ago
Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.
3 months ago
Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
3 months ago
If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.
3 months ago
I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.
3 months ago
I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
3 months ago
I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.
3 months ago
The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.
3 months ago
Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?
3 months ago
Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.
3 months ago
The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.
3 months ago
Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
3 months ago