16 Funny work life quotes

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025