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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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Reincarnation, in this economy?

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

You lose some, you lose some more.

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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