Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Career change: from office worker to full-time 'yes, dear' consultant! π€ππ" Related funny posts π€ Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep. When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find. Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid. Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say Iβve got something to post. Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.