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81 shares on Slack this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

62 shares on Threads this month:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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