It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.