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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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