Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Commentary:"Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry. Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious. Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions. I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
