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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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2 months ago

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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2 months ago

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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2 months ago

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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2 months ago

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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2 months ago

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That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

75 shares on Threads this month:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

My middle finger salutes you.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Seen just now on Discord:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Just landed via Facebook:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Making waves on X:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Going viral on Instagram:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Salt is just angry sugar.

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

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