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"Life: a rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. Death: a serene slumber. Transition: the awkward moment when you're neither here nor there 😅🎢💤 #LifeInLimbo"

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81 shares on Telegram this month:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

42 shares on X this month:

I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

44 shares on X this month:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

26 shares on Threads this month:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Just landed via YouTube:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Going viral on Slack:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Going viral on Reddit:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Seen just now on Slack:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Breaking via Slack:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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