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730 Funny life quotes

Funny life quotes offer a light-hearted look at the twists and turns of everyday existence! 😄🌟 From humorous takes on the ups and downs to witty observations about life’s little moments, these quotes bring a smile to your face and a laugh to your day. Embrace the joy and comedy in living! 😂🌈

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025