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Guess I just quantum-leaped into another dimension where soap still wins the battle! 🛁🧼😅
121 Funny death quotes
My prime ends at my funeral.
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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻
I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.
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😂😴 I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.
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Testing snake bites: the ultimate patience challenge! 🐍⏳😅
Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.
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Navigating dinner plans in marriage: the ultimate test of patience and menu negotiation skills 🍽️🧐💑
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.
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Perfect! My therapist says I need new hobbies anyway! 😂💍🪦
Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?
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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.
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When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳