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74 Funny death quotes

Funny death quotes offer a light-hearted approach to a serious topic, blending humor with reflections on mortality. πŸ’€πŸ˜‚ From witty observations about life’s end to playful takes on the afterlife, these quotes bring a smile while navigating the more somber aspects of existence. Enjoy a chuckle and appreciate the humor in life’s final chapter! πŸ˜„πŸŒŸ

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  • Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

    Commentary:
    “Just sent the email! Now let’s hope I don’t get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂”

  • The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

    Commentary:
    RIP to the inventor of autocorrect – may he finally find peace without any ducking typos! 🙏🏼🦆😂 #RestauRANTInPeace

  • Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal truths of life: death will come knocking, and Princess Diana‘s radiant face will always grace the magazine aisles, reigning supreme! 👑💀📰 #ForeverRoyal”

  • When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

    Commentary:
    “Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa’s knack for drama!”

  • When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

    Commentary:
    “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I’ll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…”

  • Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong”

  • It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It’s out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it’s the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide

  • Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

    Commentary:
    “What a unique way to stand out at the next wedding! 💐😄 Talk about taking ’till death do us part’ to a whole new level! 👰🏼‍♂️💒 #WeddingsAndFunerals”

  • Life is just resetting your password until you die.

    Commentary:
    Life is basically a never-ending cycle of “forgot password” links and CAPTCHA tests! 🔑💻 Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, there goes another “reset password” email to keep you on your toes. 😂💀 #LifeStruggles #TechSavvyGhost

  • Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

    Commentary:
    “RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏”

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