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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Commentary:
"Potatoes really know how to show off their versatility, don't they? 🥔 From crispy fries to crunchy chips to smooth vodka, they're like the overachievers of the vegetable world! 😄 Perhaps other veggies should take notes and step up their game if they want to compete with the beloved potato! 🥦🌽 #PotatoPower"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, chips, french fries, vegetable, vodka on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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