Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
  • Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.
  • “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.
  • Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
  • Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
  • I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.