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Cows and chickens must have secret ninja skills to keep dodging extinction while we're munching away like it's snack time! 🐄🐔🍟
20 Funny chips quotes
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
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Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔
Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.
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Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
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Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.
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Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.
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"Finally, a TV that understands my midnight snack struggles! 🍿😋🔊"
If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.
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"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"
I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.
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"Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"