Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
  • A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.
  • These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
  • Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
  • Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.
  • Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.