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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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