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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.