Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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🚿🎤 “Singing in the shower: the ultimate stage for bathroom divas! Just be careful with those high notes, unless you want your own personal soap opera. And trust me, it won’t be a clean performance! 🧼🎭”

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