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That's the kind of kindness that deserves a standing ovation! 👏🤐😄
49 Funny mouth quotes
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence is golden, and I'm basically Fort Knox! 😂🤐💰
My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”
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When your bank account's telling you to chew like a pirate with a toothache 😂🦷🏴☠️
Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.
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Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠
If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.
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When "with all due respect" is the appetizer, brace yourself for the main course of sass! 😅👀🍽️
Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.
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Achieving Olympic-level self-restraint, one unspoken comment at a time! 🤐🏅😂
Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.
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Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨
I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.
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When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺