50+ Funny Confusion Quotes That Prove Nobody Really Knows What’s Going On

New funny confusion quotes

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  Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀

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  You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

  Commentary:
  Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊

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  In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

  Commentary:
  Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨

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  You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

  Commentary:
  Why fretting over confusion when I've mastered the art of cluelessness? 🤷‍♂️🧐

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  I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

  Commentary:
  I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂

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  Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

  Commentary:
  Maybe start hanging out near the chocolate section; I'm pretty sure that's where all the "Hershey's Kisses" are hiding! 😄🍫💋

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  Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

  Commentary:
  When your brain has its own suspense thriller 📚🔍😅

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  Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

  Commentary:
  Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️

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  Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

  Commentary:
  Trying to wing it like a pro but ending up as a confused potato 🥔🤔🎮

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  The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

  Commentary:
  Trying to figure this out... Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂

Top funny confusion quotes

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  Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

  Commentary:
  When decoding the mystery of human behavior, remember: sanity is overrated anyway! 🤪🌀

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  Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

  Commentary:
  Julia Garner: the superhero of names—two stars in one, but plot twist, she's her own blockbuster! 🌟🎬😄

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  I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

  Commentary:
  Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑

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  “I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

  Commentary:
  When your brain decides it just wanted some cardio 🤔🏃‍♂️ #MysteryTrips 🚪😂

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  Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

  Commentary:
  When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes

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  God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

  Commentary:
  That essay is a wild ride through the land of confusion, powered by 100% human creativity! 🎢🤪📝

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  Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

  Commentary:
  When your brain hits you with the classic "Remember what you forgot" with zero further details, it's like getting a suspense thriller with no ending 😂🧠🤔

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  One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  When your cat's confused face lets you know you're not the only one wondering if you live in a haunted house 👻🐱😳

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  You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

  Commentary:
  I may not be sliding into DMs, but I'm definitely sliding into the Tibetan fox fan club 📱🦊 #TechSavvyNot

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  I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

  Commentary:
  Trying to find my place in life; definitely more challenging than it seems 🤔💫

Popular funny confusion quotes

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  When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

  Commentary:
  "Every time someone yells 'stop,' I'm torn between busting a move, freezing in place, or launching into a sudden rap career! 💃🛑🎤"

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  Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

  Commentary:
  That moment when your brain goes inception mode: thinking about thinking about thinking... send help or snacks! 🤔🌀🍕

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  What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

  Commentary:
  When you’re on a first-name basis with all the delivery drivers, but your wallet just filed for divorce 😂🚚💸

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  I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

  Commentary:
  Can’t decide if I relate to this or if I'm just undecided 😂🤔

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  Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

  Commentary:
  Worcestershire sauce: The sauce we all agree to disagree on how to say! 🤔🍽️😆

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  Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the ultimate escape room challenge: Remove the card without disturbing the machine! 🕵️‍♂️💳😅

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  My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  When you're 70% water and 100% winging it! 💧🤷‍♂️😴

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  What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

  Commentary:
  A six-star brain running on half a tank! 🤔🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

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  Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

  Commentary:
  My brain's a circus and all the clowns want airtime 🤡🎪🎉

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  What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

  Commentary:
  Did your GPS lose service? 🚦🔄😂

More funny confusion quotes

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  The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

  Commentary:
  Why waste time decoding signals when you can just get a Wi-Fi password faster? 😆📶

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  4 out 3 people struggle with math.

  Commentary:
  Seems like math isn't everyone's strong suit...🤔 Maybe those 4 out of 3 people were just trying to calculate how to order a pizza for 3 friends! 🍕 Who knew numbers could be so tricky! 😂 #MathHumor

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  My brain has too many tabs open.

  Commentary:
  "I think my brain is a browser from the mid-2000s with a gazillion tabs open 🤯🌐. Can someone please press Ctrl + Alt + Delete for me? 💻🔒"

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  I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. Ah, the classic approach of 'button-mashing optimism' - Maybe one day we'll uncover the mystery behind those magical buttons! 🔮💡"

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  My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the chaotic symphony of the modern mind! 🤯🎶 Just like a web browser with tabs galore, we navigate through the endless labyrinth of thoughts, with some frozen in confusion and a mysterious soundtrack playing in the background. 🕸️💭🎵 Embrace the pandemonium, for it is the soundtrack of creativity in full swing! 😅🎭 #MultitaskingMaster

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  I forgot how to panic. Help!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it... right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜"

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  I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

  Commentary:
  "Are you feeling indecisive or just not too sure? 🤔 Don't worry, it's normal to feel a little bit of both! Embrace your uncertainty with a touch of humor 😄💭 #indecisiveornot"

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  Math is like Chinese to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don't worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you'll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin"

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  Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the lost souls who sought my guidance... are they still journeying through life in circles? 🤔🚶‍♂️ May they have found their way by now, or are they still in the eternal maze of confusion? 😄🗺️ Remember: when in doubt, just follow the nearest confused person - they might just lead you to your destination! 🤪🧭"

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  I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to solve my life problems like 🤷‍♂️: 'I don’t understand, but I also don’t care... so it works out.' Who needs logic when you've got a carefree attitude? 😂 #LivingMyBestConfusedLife"

Witty confusion quotes

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  Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the brain's flights of fancy have been delayed indefinitely due to heavy fog ☁️✈️ Don't worry, the cognitive runway will clear up soon for some smooth takeoffs and landing! 🧠✨ #BrainFog #DelayedThoughts

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  Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

  Commentary:
  "Life's real test of toughness isn't facing the mob, it's finding where they hid the avocados now 🥑🕵️‍♂️ #GangsterGroceryStruggles"

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  I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a box when you've got unlimited imagination? 🌟 Think so far outside the box that you forget it even exists! 📦🚫 #BreakingBarriers"

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  I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you don't know how to thank me? Well, last time I checked, money talks! 💸💁‍♂️ Don't worry, I accept payments in cash, check, or even a bag of tacos! 🌮😉"

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  Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a helicopter 🚁 - confusing, unpredictable, and occasionally makes you feel like you have no clue what you're doing! But hey, at least helicopters come with a manual! 😅 #LifeGoals #FlyingBlind"

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  Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing... It's a real challenge when you're not sure if you've truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be 'un-done' like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂"

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  That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

  Commentary:
  That awkward moment when you turn on your "I'm listening" face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation!

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  Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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  Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘‍♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"

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  My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your brain needs a task manager upgrade! 🎶🧠💻