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  • “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

    Commentary:
    “When the brain takes a coffee break and leaves your memory hanging ☕️😅 ‘Hey you!’ is the universal placeholder until we (hopefully) remember! 🤷‍♂️📛”

  • I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

    Commentary:
    😂🤣 “Story of my life: Always lost, but I’m having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷‍♂️”

  • When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

    Commentary:
    “Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking”

  • Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

    Commentary:
    “When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelPanic”

  • When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking News: Grocery store commits ‘shelf-shifting’! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle”

  • They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

    Commentary:
    “When I upgrade to that version of life, I’ll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂”

  • I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

    Commentary:
    “Proof that my body can multitask: sleep and be at work simultaneously! 💤😅 #SleepWorkBalance”

  • I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

    Commentary:
    🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we’re just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you’re at home, just tell them you’re in a state of existential limbo!

  • My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

    Commentary:
    Looks like you’re on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most “regular” words can have surprising meanings! 😉

  • Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

    Commentary:
    “Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of ‘Guess That Body Signal’ with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems”

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