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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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My parents think they know me.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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156 Funny confusion quotes

Funny confusion quotes are perfect for those moments when your brain decides to take a coffee break without telling you! 😵‍💫☕ Whether it’s forgetting why you walked into a room, mixing up names, or trying to follow instructions that make zero sense, these quotes remind us that confusion can be absolutely hilarious. Embrace the chaos — and laugh through the mental fog! 😂❓🔄

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3 days ago
Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂
6 days ago
Share →: Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
6 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
6 days ago
Share →: Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Trying to find the point feels like trying to find WiFi in the woods… good luck with that! 🧐📡🌳
6 days ago
Share →: No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Lost in my own mystery tour! 🕵️‍♂️🤔✨
7 days ago
Share →: Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
1 week ago
Share →: I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Commentary:
Trying to figure out planet Earth like it's a level 100 escape room! 🌍🧐🚀
1 week ago
Share →: More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄
1 week ago
Share →: Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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Shiny or matte, as long as I don't look like a disco ball at a construction site, I'm good! 💄🕺💦
1 week ago
Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Just shared via Discord:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Reported on Snapchat:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Breaking via Twitch:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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