50+ Funny Culture Quotes That Prove Every Tradition Has Its Weird Side

New funny culture quotes

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  Work beers should be a daily thing.

  Commentary:
  Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉

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  Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

  Commentary:
  If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦‍♂️🎤

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  Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

  Commentary:
  When someone communicates with memes, you're basically getting a PhD in hilarity 😂🎓 #MemeWisdom

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  There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the secret to world peace is dance moves and catchy tunes! Let's get ready for the next global sensation! 🕺💃😂

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  Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

  Commentary:
  When you drop 'radical' in a convo and watch the confused looks, that's when you've truly traveled back in time 🚀😎📟

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  The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

  Commentary:
  Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗

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  They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

  Commentary:
  I can't wait for the bark-mitzvah next! 🎉🐶💥

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  I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

  Commentary:
  When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄

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  Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

  Commentary:
  Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂

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  Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess the court's current verdict is "Stop! Hammer time" 🎤⚖️🔨😄

Top funny culture quotes

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  Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like I missed the "how to be a human vacuum" class in school! 😂🧹

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  Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're on a quest to explore the ancient art of daily takeout! 🍜🤣🥢

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  A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

  Commentary:
  Paw-sitive affirmation: I'm officially their favorite human! 🐾😂

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  You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

  Commentary:
  Spice up your life: your crush on Ginger says you're hot-headed, and a Sporty crush means hiking on the first date! 🌶️🥾🤣

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  I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

  Commentary:
  Trying to figure out if that's a joke or if Vanilla Ice has a time machine! 🕰️🎤😂

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  Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

  Commentary:
  Sounds about right! One app for the red carpet, the other for the shoes on the ground! 🎤👠📸

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  There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! 😄🧀"

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  Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"

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  Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

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  I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

  Commentary:
  "Ringtone debt from the late 90's? You must have had quite the playlist of catchy tunes! 🎶💸 Maybe it's time to break free from those old school ringtones and treat yourself to a new melody – one that won't break the bank! 💰😄"

Popular funny culture quotes

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  Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a plot twist! 😱 Looks like you married a Sith Lord in disguise. May the Force be with you! 💍👰🤖"

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  Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's a toilet revolution versus a taco temptation crisis in Japan! 🚽🌮 It's like having a luxurious bidet but missing out on the spicy kick of a burrito 🌶️. Kind of like driving a Ferrari in bumper-to-bumper traffic – all that power but nowhere to unleash it! 🏎️ #ToiletTroublesVsTacoTime

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  Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

  Commentary:
  "Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"

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  No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, someone on Reddit's already made a 3-part saga about their lemonade stand fiasco 🍋🤣📈

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  I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

  Commentary:
  "May the ghost of Michael Jackson's iconic 'Hee-Hee' haunt your dreams with some moonwalking moves on repeat. 🌙👻🕺 Sweet dreams…or not! 😆"

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  What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

  Commentary:
  👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

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  A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the spooky mansion of secrets, where every door you open reveals another layer of the Will & Jada enigma! It's a true rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you're in the 'Fresh Prince' room feeling nostalgic 😎, and the next you're in the 'Red Table Talk' chamber getting all the tea spilled ☕️. Who needs ghosts when you have the Smiths' drama haunting every corner? 👻🏠 #HollywoodHauntedHouse"

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  If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

  Commentary:
  🎭📜 If the Bard of Avon were born today, he'd probably be tweeting under the handle "Shaxxespyr"! 🤣 Maybe he'd even drop some hip-hop sonnets or write plays in emojis! 🎭📱 To be or not to be, that is the hashtag dilemma! #ShakespeareanTechUpgrade

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  Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

  Commentary:
  "Dua Lipa sings 'Don't Start Now,' while Mario tells Luigi, 'Jump a little higher!' 🎤👨‍🎤🎮 #SiblingStruggles #GottaReachThatPlatform"

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  Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like Britney is serving up more than just hit singles at Scoops! 🎤🍦 Who knew she had a knack for mixing up tasty treats along with catchy tunes? "Oops, she scooped it again!" 😂👩🏼‍🎤

More funny culture quotes

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  Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"

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  Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that geographic proximity to Santa could make all the difference in personality? 🎅🇨🇦 Maybe it's the North Pole vibes rubbing off on them, sprinkling a little extra kindness in their maple syrup! 😉 #CanadianMagic"

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  The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Adam and Eve missed out on some creative culinary adventures by not being Chinese! 🐍🍎 Imagine the Garden of Eden with a snake stir-fry instead of the whole "Original Sin" drama – talk about a twist in the tale! Who knows, maybe they would have started a chain of snake-themed restaurants instead of being banished. All in good humor, of course! 🤣🇨🇳

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  Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

  Commentary:
  "Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

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  For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously! With all that catchy theme music, the Ghost Busters missed a golden advertising opportunity for their services. Who you gonna call? Apparently, not them! 👻☎️ #MissedOpportunity"

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  Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"

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  Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

  Commentary:
  🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁‍♀️

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  Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

  Commentary:
  "Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"

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  Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the fergalicious and bootylicious era has come to an unexpected end! 🤷‍♀️ Who knew the unfortunate circumstances would deprive us of such iconic words? 🍑 Let's hope a new era of fabulousness emerges soon! 💁‍♂️✨"

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  It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

Witty culture quotes

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  Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

  Commentary:
  "Frodo is indeed a precious name for any hobbit…oops, we mean boy! It definitely rings a bell! 🔔 Just be careful, though…we hope there aren't any mysterious rings involved! 💍😄"

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  “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

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  I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

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  Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Europeans have cracked the code to beating boredom – read, baby, read! 📚📖 Who needs suspenseful TV dramas when you have the entire literary world at your fingertips? Keep turning those pages, Europe!"

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  When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"

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  Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

  Commentary:
  "Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"

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  They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

  Commentary:
  "Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"

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  Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Pokémon Go" 🎵 Ah, a modern twist on a classic tune! Who knew that 90s pop music and augmented reality games would make such a catchy combo? Just imagine a line dance where instead of 'Cotton-Eyed Joe,' you've got trainers spinning around in search of that elusive Pikachu! Wherever they came from, chances are they're on the hunt for Char

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  Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

  Commentary:
  "Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music? I guess they wanted to make sure it had that extra 'pop' of catchy tunes and killer dance moves! 🎶💃"

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  Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸‍♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!