New funny culture quotes

• Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

• I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

• Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

• Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

• There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

• I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

• You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

• A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

• Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Top funny culture quotes

• Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

• Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

• Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

• I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

• They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

• The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

• Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

• There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

• Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

• Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Popular funny culture quotes

• Work beers should be a daily thing.

• First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

• Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

• Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

• Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

• Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

• It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

• My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

• WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

• We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

More funny culture quotes

• Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

• Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

• The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

• Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

• The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

• I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

• People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

• Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Witty culture quotes

• “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

• Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

• Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

• Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

• I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

• If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

• American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

• Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

• It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Funny culture quotes remind us that while culture connects us 🌎, it also gives us plenty to laugh about 🤣. Whether it’s awkward greetings 🤝, weird food combinations 🍣, or traditions that make absolutely no sense 🙃, culture keeps life endlessly entertaining. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves observing (and giggling at) the quirky ways we celebrate, interact, and live around the world 🤪. So embrace the weird, laugh at the customs, and enjoy the comedy that comes with every culture 😂!