Funny culture quotes shine a hilarious light on the quirky, unexpected, and sometimes downright bizarre traditions and customs we all take part in 🤪. From strange holidays 🎉 to confusing etiquette rules 🙃, culture offers endless opportunities for comedy 😂. These quotes capture the funny side of trying to navigate different ways of life — and realizing that everyone’s normal is a little weird. Get ready to laugh at the wonderfully strange world of human culture 😄!
New funny culture quotes
- Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.
- Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.
- The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
- Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
- Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.
- Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
- The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.
- I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.
- People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.
- Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.
Top funny culture quotes
- “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
- Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”
- Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.
- Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.
- I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.
- If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
- American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?
- I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.
- Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.
- It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
Popular funny culture quotes
- We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
- I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
- ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.
- Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.
- I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”
- Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.
- I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
- “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.
- Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
- Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
More funny culture quotes
- Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.
- Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.
- Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.
- I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.
- Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
- Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.
- For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.
- Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?
- I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
- When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
Witty culture quotes
- People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.
- I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.
- I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.
- British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”
- That one British friend that’s too bloke.
- The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
- I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.
- Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.
- But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.
- You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.
Funny culture quotes remind us that while culture connects us 🌎, it also gives us plenty to laugh about 🤣. Whether it’s awkward greetings 🤝, weird food combinations 🍣, or traditions that make absolutely no sense 🙃, culture keeps life endlessly entertaining. These quotes are perfect for anyone who loves observing (and giggling at) the quirky ways we celebrate, interact, and live around the world 🤪. So embrace the weird, laugh at the customs, and enjoy the comedy that comes with every culture 😂!